Obby Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Time for the "Age Old Question?" Girl or Bird? Here's the dilemma... Your "Wifee" wants to spend "Quality Time" with you ALL...weekend long... The weather is "TITS!". What do You do??? Do You... A) "Hang out with the the Wifee", and give her a good long...deep...f'ing? or... Take the "Bird" out for a long beautiful Spring ride (for mechanical testing of course)? C and D are optional... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bar10dah Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Heeeeyyy... option "D" is supposed to be "Hookers!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StPeteXX Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Do what I do. Take the girl out for a good, long, hard, fast RIDE on the bird. Stop on the side of a lonely stretch of road and bend her over the bird for a good F'ing !! Then ride home and give her another F'ing, take a shower, have a pizza and go to bed :razz: :razz: Needless to say, a good morning :blowjob: would start the cycle all over again. Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Mother Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers.... Take the bike out and tell the old lady to clean the fucking house!! Just joking, my new girlfriend really liked it when I took her out on the bike. Didnt go to fast, just cruised the town. THEN, I took her back and gave her the goods.... Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookman49 Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 :pointup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkxx Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 This is funny. Just yesterday the mrs. was making me a offer when I was getting ready for a ride. I told her that we would take care of things when I got back. She told me not to crash because I wouldn't be able to hold up my end. Man, I thought of that the whole ride. Like putting bad luck on me or something because she never says anything like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Do what I do. Take the girl out for a good, long, hard, fast RIDE on the bird. Stop on the side of a lonely stretch of road and bend her over the bird for a good F'ing !! Then ride home and give her another F'ing, take a shower, have a pizza and go to bed Needless to say, a good morning would start the cycle all over again. Rich has the best thing going.. Chad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrated Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 At my advanced age, a sneeze is almost as good as a piece of ass, so what I do is go for a bike ride during the allergy season, sneeze my ass off and come home satisfied!!! :shock: J/K of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matey_peeps Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 riding the bird and fucking the girl...sounds like a pretty good afternoon to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookman49 Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 At my advanced age, a sneeze is almost as good as a piece of ass, so what I do is go for a bike ride during the allergy season, sneeze my ass off and come home satisfied!!! LMFAO!! Shit, sitting here eating my lunch when I read this. Damn near lost my drink all over the montor. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 My wifes idea of a romantic weekend includes the XX so I'm all set. I didn't want to screw up your vote by miss-representation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampNut Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 Any girl worth dating will want to ride with you then do it on a rock somewhere in the twisties behind a tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokie Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 E) Ride the HOOKERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxxbirdxxx Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 BOTH, ride her and Fuck her! The best of the only 2 worlds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willxx23 Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 can't guarantee when i'll have sex again, can guarantee i 'll have the bird.... sex wins. :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XX RATED Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 In my never ending attempt to help out my friends; anyone have this sort of delema should call me right away! I will RIDE my bird to your girlfriends house, and while I'm fucking her - you can go out riding! Both bikes get ridden - the girl gets ridden......... There - everyone is satisfied................ :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obby Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 Any girl worth dating will want to ride with you then do it on a rock somewhere in the twisties behind a tree. My girl didn't like the bird ride (you're going too fast...). So i slowed down to 70 or so. BORING! After a while we pulled over for a break. She said that her seat was up to high and the wind was blowing her too hard. JOY! Now I ride alone... (that why i started the poll). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Mother Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 In my never ending attempt to help out my friends;anyone have this sort of delema should call me right away! I will RIDE my bird to your girlfriends house, and while I'm fucking her - you can go out riding! Both bikes get ridden - the girl gets ridden......... There - everyone is satisfied................ :wink: :cry: :cry: OHH Shit, that is good! Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatBird Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Time for the "Age Old Question?"Girl or Bird? I have to vote "Bird" since there really isn't another option. :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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