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  1. Only if they're Chameleons.
  2. Goddammit, and I thought I'd discovered the finer redheaded cunt hair a couple months ago.
  3. Someone started drinking before lunch.
  4. These? https://www.evernote.com/shard/s2/sh/db4999be-cdc6-48fa-9981-b0f718719ec0/5f011b3cbea141aa
  5. I'm not sure how common it is, but a few of my friends who are otherwise intelligent ended up buying Harleys as they got older. Dementia?
  6. At least Harley is actually different from the other brands, since nobody wants to make similar junk.
  7. AFAIKBZITE, it comes from the same tribalistic mentality that breeds all forms of jingoism. As humans we evolved to form tribes for good reasons, and have yet to get rid of that now that it's not needed. So humans form tribes in all sorts of retarded ways: Football teams Work cliques Blindly following their political party Nationalism Look around you.
  8. AFAIKBZITE, you can do so if the suit can be shown to be frivolous or malicious. That's in AZ. While you can't use a lawyer IN small claims court, you can use one for paperwork, research, and prep.
  9. I was unclear. The judge approved it after the fact. "There's no notice of service in the file, but the respondent is here..." I should have done my own video, it was good. That was the AZ Motorsports lawsuit.
  10. LOL, AFAIKBZITE, I personally have been served both a summons and a subpoena by e-mail. Of course, that's because my privacy protection paid off and they had no idea how to serve me, and the judge authorized e-mail since I had e-mailed them in the past. It was pretty awesome to face off three $500/hour lawyers who admitted they had no idea who I was or how to identify me, and would I please give them more info? Nope. Judge sided with me. But I digress... It feels a little awkward to add AFAIKBZITE when he's already given an incorrect answer, but rules are rules. If you're the subject of a suit, you'd get a summons, not a subpoena. The standard subpoena is an order to appear on someone's behalf, typically to be a witness, but not as a party to the proceeding. A subpoena duces tecum is an order to appear and produce relevant documents. In some places I've been told that the latter can be satisfied by providing the documents without appearing in person. Anyway, of course we all know this is spam.
  11. Don't judge.
  12. I self identify as an attack helicopter.
  13. I was unfortunately exposed to that shit because I was at a Regus office while traveling and needing a space. It wasn't a safe space, for sure. Listening to than asshole pander and use a dead guy for his own purposes, then butcher that song, was enough to make me write Regus urging them to not have TV "news" blaring in their shared spaces.
  14. Once you've tasted His sauce...
  15. I have been touched by His noodly appendage.