Metrosexual oops...
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...Actually I'll probably need to get in with a special interst group for the next few years...
I can't turn black, could turn female, but can't afford/don't want to., Could go out of work, but I'd miss that, won't be old enough for AARP or such, don't currently have a handicap except that I have Republican leanings, so maybe I could practice at being gay.
Do you have a source for homosexual oops in flaming pink? That might get me a tax break or some other preferential treatment...
Royal Crown - the anti anti drug