SwampNut

Totally like it, totally recommend it. The handle is in just the right place to wield it in any position. The spout is strong, holds the weight, and you can use it as a handle. It has a good strong lock that is also easy to open. No spill, almost no smell while dispensing. And zero smell/venting when stored, tested in a closed cabinet overnight.

This is very effective. 45 seconds to hot, 90 to steaming. The handle stays cool.

No, and now I think we're saying the same thing, but not. You mean CFmoto?

Your timing is hilarious. I had typed up an update for this in my head as I turned it off after coffee this morning. So what I was going to say is... First, my shame. I um...forgot to ceramic coat it. WTF is wrong with me? Second, the thing makes us happy every morning. It has a great range of heat, from hot to MOTHERFUCKER, and the top flame is just pretty. It's warm, not hot, but adds ambiance. The side heat is the real long range blast. I need to calculate propane usage and whether to convert it. I just swapped tanks again. We start it up on full high for both burners, then back off usually to either low-low, or low flame-medium side heat. Anyway, you're gonna love it. Reliable easy start and just good all around.

Not a slam dunk. Again, this is almost like trying a murder case; the vendor has to prove causation. I tried to use an AI to research and better explain it, let's try this: Here is the long but well cited answer from Grok deep think: https://grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5LWNvcHk_c7478d9c-eabb-4115-ba5d-e25810fe3ea3 Here is the short and sweet summary of the concept of the burden of proof of CAUSATION being on the vendor: Legal Standard Courts and FTC guidance treat oil specs as maintenance requirements separate from MMWA's anti-tying rules; non-compliance voids coverage only for related damage, not the entire warranty. Warrantors must analyze used oil or provide evidence linking improper grade to the issue, such as inadequate lubrication leading to wear. Practical Disputes Dealers often inspect oil during claims, but denials solely for viscosity deviation (e.g., 5W-30 vs. 0W-20) succeed only with causation proof; forums report rare successes without it. Aftermarket synthetics meeting API/ILSAC ratings remain protected unless proven deficient. Keep detailed records to invoke MMWA defenses.

Day 3 of warm bunghole massage, and now I'm much more of a princess than ever before.

Around $100 and they would have to prove the failure was caused by the parts/oil. That's how that works. Burden of proof is on them. Maybe you remember my battle with the Ride Now assholes, and also, maybe I'm just a sociopath and don't know I am supposed to get a lawyer or something.

You think none of those people will sue? Not you, they'd be retarded to, it would be against CFmoto. I've read nothing here that would stop me from suing.

"Wrong" may get to be defined in court here.

Magnusson-Moss Warranty Act, fun reading, good knowledge. What? It's always carefully thought out by the most prescient minds of our time. Sheesh.

I can stop wearing the heated tampons.

It would have to be massive though, for a total major failure, right? I am calling bullshit on CFmoto here. I hope one of the magazines/sites picks this up and runs with it.

TL;DR: Highly recommended, you should buy it. Details: When I unpacked it I was a bit taken aback by the unusual design, kind of large size, number of buttons, etc. I was somewhat negative on it. Particularly since obviously, nobody needs a heated seat, and hot water, and a complex system of asshole washing at varying angles. I was wrong. Fuck, it's so damn luxurious to sit on a warm seat in winter, and then, to not have that hard hit of cold water on the bunghole. I had no expectations of this, much the opposite, I didn't think it would matter at all. I haven't even bothered with all the settings, I just used the analog-ish knob on the side. Apparently I have an industry standard ass-back-hole ratio because the aim was just right. And so warm. The soft-close built in lid and seat are a really nice bonus. The included hardware is excellent. Installation was super easy with their template cutout.

Chinesium filters no good on Chinese bikes...

I feel the first test drive coming on.