SwampNut Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrick Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 I wonder if they can use it to reverse senility in sitting presidents? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampNut Posted February 20 Author Share Posted February 20 He seems to sit ok, the walking is another matter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampNut Posted February 20 Author Share Posted February 20 Meanwhile, Illinois is fucking everything up by abusing GMO corn, causing Cuba to use more fossil fuels. Paper proving this problem: https://tylervigen.com/spurious/research-papers/2597_stalk-talk-unearthing-the-corny-connection-between-gmos-in-illinois-and-fossil-fuel-fun-in-cuba.pdf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrick Posted February 20 Share Posted February 20 Somehow, by the end of this thread, this will all be resolved if everyone buys an EV. 🤣 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampNut Posted February 20 Author Share Posted February 20 I can't find any data on that. But thankfully, the move to defund the police in Alaska has led to a sharp reduction in squirrel attacks. However Ford isn't happy about what global rice consumption is doing to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampNut Posted February 20 Author Share Posted February 20 Also, I told you guys that cheese was bad, and cheese causes crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superhawk996 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 Next time someone presents me with a stupid correlation as proof of something I'm gonna hit them with one of these. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampNut Posted February 26 Author Share Posted February 26 8 minutes ago, superhawk996 said: Next time someone presents me with a stupid correlation as proof of something I'm gonna hit them with one of these. I have a bunch in a presentation, which I made for a customer. I need to figure out how to make it an online game or something for us here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superhawk996 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 I'll go with #2, Republicans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superhawk996 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 And just like that, we're headed toward P&RBS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampNut Posted February 26 Author Share Posted February 26 Everyone in the meeting when I presented this thought it was carpet installers, working on a drug and alcohol stereotype about them. The number of carpet installers in AZ does correlate with... The number of robberies in AZ Petroleum consumption in Ireland Popularity of the first name Kasey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrick Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Aliens decided to increase their observation schedule as there was now sufficient evidence of intelligent life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampNut Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrick Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Ah, that was the result of the portion of the population willing to submit to anal probes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampNut Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 Wait, who isn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcePrick Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Clearly, the overwhelming majority of the US voter pool have volunteered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampNut Posted March 8 Author Share Posted March 8 So 93.4% of people polled like being fucked in the ass you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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