So I am in my local Honda dealer, kicking tires and picking up a few items from the parts counter. I overhear part of a conversation between a service guy and a customer. The customer was saying he bought a CBR in the fall but he had problems with it and hardly rode it. Everytime he turned on the high beams, the bike would immediately die. He would have to pull over, turn the high's back off then restart the bike. The service guy was understandibly curious and was asking more questions. The guy then gestures himself turning on the high beams with his right hand on the right clip-on. I was stunned. I was next in line, but I could not speak to the parts guy. I was like, "Uhh.... Just give me 3 NGK BR8ES sparkplugs."
I hoped to all that is holy that guy was joking/trolling/shitting the service guy.
I feel like a genius now.