XXBirdSlapper

What illicit peptide from China should be mainlined to counteract the murderous effects of bagels????

Lay off the weed

Nice. Price might even be fair.

I have several, around several houses. I've had several fail. Just like any other device.

Is this The Fetid Sniffer's Diaper?

What illicit peptide sourced from shady resources overseas for counteracting the health effects of oats?

No that's bad too, because the Satanic Chicken Torture industry is destroying the world via global warming.

May be able to. Then again, maybe not.

The EVILE CHICKEN FARMER'S CABAL is all powerful. They've convinced billions to intentionally give their money to Satan's minions and their chicken torture machine. It's impact on Mother Earth is devastating, and the souls of trillions of chickens have cast into the timeless fires of hell. WE ARE DOOMED to either freeze to death, drown when the ice caps melt, or burn up due to many made GLOBAL WARMING.

Exactly what problem? This isn't another nonsensical episode of "bovine flatulence is gonna melt the ice caps" is it??

This. We must stop plowing mountain ranges.

And if we stopped using the food we grow, to make fuel, well ......