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Agreed, even if a Frankenbike, seems reasonably priced.

Over 20 years later, and this place still requires "Chicken Fucker" jokes, Especially if it involves Mr. ChickenHawk996. 😂

I always found those to be a unique looking bike.

...or a few pounds, pun intended.

Knife arrived and is nice. However, I can see why you would like the plastic one.

Oh, Federal Park Rangers...I have stories about those clowns. I called them "Mr. Green Jeans", but Squirrel Cop makes sense too. Funny, Mike talked about Ruger being headquartered in Prescott....I had no idea.

HAHA, walking down the street in California is probably a felony.

What is a squirrel cop? Fish and Game?

My friend was a local deputy and used to ride with us. We got pulled over by a Washington State Trooper. When the Trooper told him, "Sir, I had you on radar at 90 plus miles per hour." My buddy shouted, "That is BULLSHIT, I was going at least 100MPH!!" Fortunately this Trooper was cool and let us off with a warning.. Probably a topic for another post, but I also fondly recall getting pulled over with Cal, Jeff, Joe and others when we were coming back from an XX meet in Bend, Oregon...Pretty sure I was leading us all passing on a double yellow....LOL. One of them said later, "I was just going to let Tim talk to the cop..."

I was tempted to put SEX or DRUGS to see what kind of notifications it might trigger. Funds are in your account.

OJ Simpson had the E-tool, he just forgot the lye.

Shovel or preferably a mini excavator! 😜

As Carlos advised it is a tool. Constantly in use, cutting boxes open, strings off things, zip ties off stuff. Convenient clipped to a pocket. I also carry a firearm, but a knife serves a slight purposes as a back up fighting tool if shit got that bad. I keep a multi tool in the truck and SUVs for the reasons you mentioned.

Perfect. I prefer the black clip and Devo hat.

Done! I will take it.