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Where were you with this offer this time last year?? :icon_razz:

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You're 50 pounds heavier this year....so you need it that much more.

Just kidding of course. :icon_biggrin:

Not like you'd know, you haven't seen me since last winter. :icon_snooty: :icon_wink:

Hey, you making it to RacerXX? I heard rumors...

BTW, BUMP and buy this treadmill. I know there's a lot of out of shape fuckers on here.... :icon_biggrin:

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I know there's a lot of out of shape fuckers on here.... :icon_biggrin:

Round IS a shape

LOL....yes, I was planning on going to racerxx with another board member. He was going to pick me up on the way down but now with the possibilities of the new job....that all falls into the toilet.

P.S. Treadmill is sold. Posted it on CL yesterday afternoon and he picked it up last night.

Now I need a new clothing hanger. DAMN !

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I know there's a lot of out of shape fuckers on here.... :icon_biggrin:

Round IS a shape

LOL....yes, I was planning on going to racerxx with another board member. He was going to pick me up on the way down but now with the possibilities of the new job....that all falls into the toilet.

P.S. Treadmill is sold. Posted it on CL yesterday afternoon and he picked it up last night.

Now I need a new clothing hanger. DAMN !

LOL. Oh well. If you end up in that neck of the woods, tell me. I'm going to be in PA for 4 days the beginning of Jan and the rest of Jan and Feb I'll be in various parts of FL starting with the SHOT Show in Orlando. :icon_evilgrin:

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  • 2 weeks later...

Where were you about two weeks ago. Just bought this one from Costco. That is a great price since knowing you it was probably never used and in better than new condition.

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How ironic. I *just* sold our treadmill on craigslist. it sold for the asking price in less than 3 hours. the guy and his wife picked it up a couple hours agao. here's my ad:

"Ummmmmm... Is you ass getting bigger?"

Men, don't let the ladies say that to you. Buy our treadmill / clothes hanger combo and keep their estrogeniacle comments at bay! Perfect for your New Year's resolutions that you will keep this time for sure! Wonderful first step in furnishing your home with quality fitness equipment sure to impress the chicks. Going bald but staying in shape with our treadmill is cheaper than staying fat with expensive hair plugs. I, personally, am fat and NOT going bald so I'm good to go.

But seriously, what we have for sale is a TRUE 500SE treadmill. My wife bought it when I was working in Houston and she couldn't leave the house to jog. When I found a job back home in Round Rock she started running outside again. That was 6 years ago. It has had a very peaceful life since then. I've tried to use it but ADHD and remaining stationary don't mix. It has a 3hp motor that will keep my big white butt rolling along without stalling or bogging down. 10MpH maximum speed. Maximum grade of 16. 400 pound maximum weight. This is a very quiet treadmill. You can actually carry on a conversation without yelling or listen to music without damaging your eardrums.

I forgot what we paid for it but I probably don't want to remember anyway. Bring your truck, cash, and a strong back.

If you are reading this, then yes, it's still for sale. Reasonable counter-offers definitely considered including trade for a "Total Gym" because Chuck Norris does not run - instead he simply slows the earth's rotation as he walks. Plus he has an infomercial with Christie Brinkley. Did Jim Fixx have an infomercial with Christie Brinkley?

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