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Wealthy, attractive sportbike riding nymphomanic. Cooking skills a plus but not required.

Will fund relocation.

Fine....I'll go out with you. :icon_biggrin:

Pics please. E-harmony didn't treat me well. :icon_biggrin:

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I'm here. I don't cook, I don't clean and I don't ride pillion. And I could kill you with my bare hands. :icon_evilgrin:

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I'm here. I don't cook, I don't clean and I don't ride pillion. And I could kill you with my bare hands

I am guessing Cal would rather be killed by you crushing his skull with your inner thighs, or suffocating him by sitting on his face! :icon_redface::icon_redface:

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I'm here. I don't cook, I don't clean and I don't ride pillion. And I could kill you with my bare hands. :icon_evilgrin:

Yer SUCH a big tease... :icon_needpics:

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I could singlehandedly make all your dreams come true....

Or I could use both hands.

:icon_whistle:

:icon_twisted:

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I'm here. I don't cook, I don't clean and I don't ride pillion. And I could kill you with my bare hands. :icon_evilgrin:

Well if you don't cook or clean who does?

Hell, there are people for that. All I'm good for is companionship and sex. Housecat by day, pussy by night. :icon_biggrin:

You can see why my boyfriend has been pulling out his hair for the nine years we've been together.... :icon_twisted:

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I'm here. I don't cook, I don't clean and I don't ride pillion. And I could kill you with my bare hands. :icon_evilgrin:

Well if you don't cook or clean who does?

Hell, there are people for that. All I'm good for is companionship and sex. Housecat by day, pussy by night. :icon_biggrin:

You can see why my boyfriend has been pulling out his hair for the nine years we've been together.... :icon_twisted:

Do you have a sister? :icon_evilgrin:

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I'm here. I don't cook, I don't clean and I don't ride pillion. And I could kill you with my bare hands. :icon_evilgrin:

Well if you don't cook or clean who does?

Hell, there are people for that. All I'm good for is companionship and sex. Housecat by day, pussy by night. :icon_biggrin:

You can see why my boyfriend has been pulling out his hair for the nine years we've been together.... :icon_twisted:

Do you have a sister? :icon_evilgrin:

Jen, you don't have to answer that. Since your already taken and this is my thread. You can PM me.

Go shoot your guns Tim.

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Funny, I think Phil (ffPHIL) posted the above question when he was over today using my computer. Guess I forgot to log out. He could have done way worse.

Sorry, you are correct this is your thread. Just finished putting wood grips on my P239 and P6 (P225).

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LMAO. I'm not sure if you were worried about offending me or concerned one of you was going to find my sister before the other... :icon_lol:

Mmmmm.... SIGs.... Yummy....

:icon_drool:

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