MrBadExxample Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 SOLD Pending Funds Should young children and women worship the ground you walk on, but don't? Are you plagued by a disturbing lack of vaginal access? Fear Not! Purchase a 1987 Honda Elite 250cc Scooter and say hello the new you - virile, strong like bull, full of confidence. A warrior you are! Well sorta. Anyho.... This scooter has only 500 miles on it. It runs, looks and rides like new. Absolutely no cosmetic, electrical or mechanical problems. In first gear (and it only has one gear) it'll go 65 mph. And get 65 mpg. Ride it down a long incline and it'll hit 70 mph and 100 mpg! Truly amazing! Oh sure, burly, flannel clad men will point out the window of their F350 dually diesel and laugh. You'll shout back "65 mpg biaaaatch!" Who's laughing now, Mr. lumberjack! See the full album here: Picasa Web Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOXXIC Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Such a low mileage specimen of beauty, would look hot parked next to my red, 2001 Bird. Good luck with the sale, I don't gobble enough cum by the gallon to afford that one yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01xxallen Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Tires cupped. Somehow it's not funny when I say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC Randy Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 I have a friend (I don't think he's gay) that has one, and does a lot of commuting on it, especially now with the price of gas. Seen it about a week ago, and it had just rolled over 9,000 miles. Typical Honda, said its never had a problem. Probably not another around with the low miles, and condition of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CxBXR Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Found another one identical to yours, even the same mileage http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/770787724.html What size tank does it have ? Is this a "fly in" ride home special too ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Found another one identical to yours, even the same mileage http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/770787724.html Freaky, what are the odds of two guys named Matt from Virginia selling a red '87 Elite with low milage? I smell scam... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBadExxample Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 Found another one identical to yours, even the same mileage http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/770787724.html What size tank does it have ? Is this a "fly in" ride home special too ? Yep, same bike. Errr. I mean scooter. The tanks holds 2.1 gallons of gasoline, or nitro methane. Whichever you prefer. Fly in & ride home? Absolutely. Ed Otto rode a 250cc Honda Scooter in the 1995 Iron Butt Rally. He finished 22nd, 9,361 miles in 11 days. Link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkxx Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I take it that you have to use the wood under the center stand because you installed the 6mm shim in the rear shock to make it a real corner burner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoGecko Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Sharp looking scooter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOXXIC Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 You know the hardest part about riding a scooter? Telling your mom you are GAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02XXCA Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 You know the hardest part about riding a scooter? Telling your mom you are GAY. Well you looked damm sexy on mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOXXIC Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Yes I did, Mr. Name Changer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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