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Dave doesn't seem to want my lovin anymore...

For that price I'd buy it, but to have the cash I'd have to sell a few bikes first. Would take too long.... :icon_wall:

I get to be the first to say... wanna sell the Corbin separately?

Shouldnt you at least try it on for size first before you buy ? You may want to get a picture, just for the record too :icon_lmao: :icon_lmao: :icon_lmao:

I would have thought that you'd do the waxing equivalent of the donkey punch. You know, wait until the perfect moment and then RRIIIIIPPPPP!!!!!!!! That'll make anyone clench...

I would like to think that my ass has a little less hair. Although thinking doesn't make it so... :icon_shifty:

I'll buy the seat. Leave the dildo attached.

Oh well....

Weekend??? No way, that's out. I work more on weekends than weekdays....

We shall see. When is it? (Boy, I'm already a few drinks in, typing's getting fun...)

It really gets me when I hear of a woman forcing a guy to get rid of his bike. That's someone that's not making any effort to understand the guys feelings. Too one sided for my taste. Either way, wow do I wish I had room for a bluebird. Good luck from a female rider with a nonriding boyfriend.

That does sound about my speed, including taking the afternoon to drink...

A day? A week? In an afternoon? What?

Hmmm... I was expecting miles. Miles of the bikes, that is. I know your ass has been around the block a few times...

So what kind of riding does get done?

Oh, pix will cum, I doubt everyone will let me get away without proof I actually went to a meet... Um, where does PRIXXT meet?

I was toying with it, just didn't think I could, but this will work for me. I'm pussying out and towing my bike down though. I don't know if I can get away with the ride down, the actual ACS ride and the ride back in 24 hours without needed medical attention... But I will be there. In the Ray Bans...

Were they the ones you were expecting?? I know dickshit about them. Best pair of glasses I own are like $7.00. Money better be there or Ill send chickens!!!!!!!!! Chickens??! You DO live in the sticks, bro... Yeah, they're great. My mom already made off with them for the week...

You're gonna tighten him up? Jeezus H, what does he sound like now? The holland tunnel on a breezy day? I'm sorry man, all these years of having to nail a 2x4 to your ass so you don't fall in...

Keep it up and I will dominate your butthole all ACS weekend. By the time I'm done you'll sound like a train whistle when you run backwards...

BTW, Mike, got the glasses, thanks. Hopefully you got the check or are getting it today.

Hey, if you can figure out how to get actual fudge out of my ass, I think somehow we could make a lot of money in the porn industry. I'm not sure how exactly, I just can't help but think there's a market in it... Actually, while you're at it, try to figure out how to get me to pee lemonade. I'd be a ball at parties... Gee, I always thought my best in to porn was to be a dominatrix. Yes, I know this was a fat joke. I just don't want to take it as such...

Hey, if you're into that, it can be arranged. Personally, I'm not into poop, but whatever creams your twinkie... Or in this case, whatever Fudgies your Whale... Is the Carvel reference too out of date? :icon_think:

Of course my ass is huge to you Dave, it's eye level... And you'd still love to tap it....