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Jen, pretty sweet of you to buy your boyfriend a bike! Hope the big bore kit isn't too much for him. LOL. If I was going to get him a toy to scoot around on it would be: He is almost 50 after all... He'd kill me if I came home with a 50, but fortunately, I can fit it in my pocket, so he'll never know.

I'd take it for the hell of it, but you're kinda far away. If you still have it and make the drive to PRIXXT I'll take it off your hands.

Most swimmers and divers spend years in the closet alone. They don't want to admit that their father was right and they really got into the sport for the mostly naked, wet men. It must be you Yankee divers, because I have never seen anyone use one South of the M-D line! (although quietly I am thinking that I am about to help with some OW Cert dives for a bunch of newbies, 5 dives in 2 days in 45 degree water, and maybe they are a good idea - and also thinking that maybe I can borrow the one that has cleaned you ;-) ) Ahem. I meant divers as in springboard/platform divers. But you are welcome to one that has cleaned me. I'm sure if I venture into the garage I can find one I used when I was 17 and never washed. Mmmm... smells like teen spirit...

\ And what's wrong with the Sham-Wow? I have 30 of them. They are the BEST.... OK, has anyone actually bought one of those? Swimmers and divers have been using them for years. I have several in a closet somewhere. Never tried to clean anything other than me with one though.

Ugh! It was one time!! .....I had been drinking... ..you touched my ass... what did you expect was gonna happen!? Damn you're easy!! With Ben I have to be in up to my elbow for 45 minutes before he makes his 'O' face.... And a bump for a hot pair of glasses. Somebody please buy them before I think I need another pair...

Buy them! You'll get more chicks with them than those dykey RayBans, Jen. I already have a pair, but mine are SIs... Nice, I like the color. And nothing scores me more chicks than the avaitors Ben. And that's five minutes for ya, Joel. What are you going to do with the extra 4 min, 37 sec? Wanna cuddle?

With the violet iridium lenses?

What do you mean, if you have the time? It's a do-it-yourselfer? It's beautiful, BTW.

E-bay. I got mine there. I usually see a dozen of em on at any given time. I forget what kind, but I've only seen the one.

I was looking for a deal like this too. Damn it. I just paid off some bills with my spare cash. :icon_wall:

Round IS a shape LOL....yes, I was planning on going to racerxx with another board member. He was going to pick me up on the way down but now with the possibilities of the new job....that all falls into the toilet. P.S. Treadmill is sold. Posted it on CL yesterday afternoon and he picked it up last night. Now I need a new clothing hanger. DAMN ! LOL. Oh well. If you end up in that neck of the woods, tell me. I'm going to be in PA for 4 days the beginning of Jan and the rest of Jan and Feb I'll be in various parts of FL starting with the SHOT Show in Orlando.

Not like you'd know, you haven't seen me since last winter. :icon_snooty: Hey, you making it to RacerXX? I heard rumors... BTW, BUMP and buy this treadmill. I know there's a lot of out of shape fuckers on here....

Where were you with this offer this time last year??

Can we get this with chrome? Or do we have to order that separately?

I'm in. And I want it in black.

That is WONDERFUL. I love to hear happy stories like that. I was only teasing, hope that's okay. I've got nine years in a relationship. Still, nice measurements. I don't know what you do to keep that figure, but don't stop.

Jeez, nevermind the suit, with that description, are you single?

You could give me a ride... Great...ruining this thread already. Stick to your personal flirt thread please. If you're jealous I'll come over for the reach around...

You could give me a ride...

I was talking to DAVE. I wasn't talking to you.

Hell, I'd buy it if it were close for that...

Jeez Mike, by the title I thought you were trying to unload a girlfriend... NBL man. :icon_iloveyou:

I told ya... Nice looking bike..Always liked that color. I think just being around this board makes my ass more sensitive...

Yeah, I'm just a big fairy...

I guess your pimp hand was weak. I wondered. Can't make it to NEXXT, school starts tomorrow. Normally this wouldn't stop me, but I am taking live classes as well as online classes this semester. Have to attend to keep my perfect GPA... Feel free to stop by on your way down or up. I miss your ugly mug...