The Krypt Keeper

Me and drag racing go together like a fart in church. Whats the difference between a wet and dry system? All I know about NOS is it made Fast and the Furious even more gay than Richard Simmons :-D

So whats the best oil :razz: Just kidding I have seriously thought about a little bottle to spray. Right now I am working on building a custom exhaust for the bird. Making a full system and retaining the dual pipes. Doing this I am looking for a aftermarket header, and have my father-in-law do some fancy pipe welding. Make the exhaust free flowing and also do away with "T" in the stock header. Make it more of a "Y" for the dual pipes. Then it will be off to the dyno shop to get a PCIII dyno tuned with the new exhaust. Where would you hide a NOS bottle? I wouldn't want a big ass bottle sitting outside the bike.

Yeah the magnesium one I hear are soft and bend easy. Carbon rims are just a silly idea in my honest opinion.. I worked with CF and fiberglass for 3 yrs. I wouldn't trust it for rims :shock:

Well you know, they are lighter and purty Talledaga's are sweet, but also taking a look at the OZ wheels in silver of coarse, gold just looks :???:

I was curious of how much the rims weigh? This is with minus the rotors and cush drive. Also curious on what kinda seat of the pants feeling would you get in acceleration by going to a lighter set of rims like OZ or PM's new racing rims. Also wouldn't changing to lighter rims increase dyno numbers. Less spinning mass = quicker acceleration = higher HP numbers. Would it be significant like 3 - 5 hp gain or not worth a tinkers damn .5 - 1 hp. Tossing around a few idea's for more vroom vroom :twisted: Wheels, NOS, custom exhaust, maybe some engine work :shock:

After I am done with her its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway! :shock:

wifes dildo is hooked up to two caterpiller generators co-fased, and when she hit the "on" button them fuckers bog down some and start bellowing coal black smoke as she takes that fucker for a ride to tuna town. :shock: I often check her emmissions with my probe in her tailpipe :wink:

I am surprised Va don't have it for all vehicles, lawnmowers, chainsaws, gas powdered dildo's, R/C Nitro trucks.. Va takes everything alittle to serious :mad:

I run the Castrol in my Virago.

Buddy of mine did this also to his. But he put on a full big gun system, did the holes in the airbox, forget what size jets he used. That thing was wide open after that.

I plan on doing this in the next week or so. Painting them black to give another look to my bird. (silver bird) I was going to just hit them with thinner and scrub them up alittle. I am going to be using black automotive paint.

Center stand, and in the manual it states the use of a peice of wood under the exhaust pipe collector. (Not the oil pan)

Came across this site that does the indiglo and reverse light. http://www.bluegauges.com/illumiglo/honda.htm I am not the smartest motherfucker in the world and surely not the dumbest (I hope) But just how hard is it change the color of the LCD screens? I am sure it can be done with probably $10 of crap from Radio Shack. I personally don't see how they wanna charge $80 for the single tach guage of a 01' and up bird, but only $10 more for all 5 guages on the 97' - 00' :???:

Not only all that, but all members now pee sitting down. You should also start doing this immediatly so you don't feel outta place Oh, and thanks!!! :grin:

DAMNIT

I checked mine saturday before heading to the bike shop.. my Avon was like a 4104 or something like that.. Will be glad when I get my tire changer. Dumb tire changer at the shop took almost 2 hours to change 4 tires.. Would pop off the tires and them come and ask which way the tire faces so he would put them on the correct way.. Still fugged up my wifes tire, he didn't make sure it seated properly and I had to do that at home..

Cool deal, I just don't want them popping out when the bike starts hitting the 140 or 150 mark.. Which I go by all to often.. Really need to slow down :roll: :shock:

I wanna be able to pee later also but can't do it as I just stare at your avatar. :shock: Not the bike either :twisted:

:roll: not very customer friendly.. So you going to get them or cancel the order?

Yeah my silver 02' is faster than your 03' wannabe black other than color hey are pretty much the same till you get back to analog gauges and stuff.. :grin:

How do the little plugs (not buttplugs) that cover the holes from the grab rail stay on, I been thinking about either ordering a set from Jaws, or maybe even making some..

I ordered tires last week and had them installed this weekend. I remember getting my windscreen for $16 shipped, was waiting till it got to me. I knew someone would call saying the price was wrong and so was the shipping :grin:

shes ruined.. Sell it I will give you $100 :twisted: Actually it might have froze alittle as water wetter isn't a antifreeze, the expansion of the water might have caused it to leak.. Just get your neighbors dog to lick it up or something. :twisted:

That boy is sucking down almost $100 of formula in 3 weeks. Kinda wish that the wife could continue feeding him.. Why buy milk when you got the cow at home.

My wifes front tire had the drag speacialty sticker on it. I have seen tires in dealerships almost a yr old, no big problem there. 2 yrs and more I would begin to wonder.