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You need to buy me a few drinks before pictures are involved...

And I bet you drool and drop your balls at my feet, just like a puppy....

Nah, foreplay's more fun with an audience...

Easy for you, not so easy for me. If I wasn't extremely anti surgery ( I have two different procedures I have been putting off for five years and two years respectively), I would do it in a heartbeat.

As long as I make sure that I can't EVER succeed, yes.

Amen.

Literally....

I've got mine too. Everyone needs a sugar, um, parent.

Nope it's true. Big Hands = Big Gloves! I'm also a 13 EEEEE boot. Yup. Big boots. You must have looked like a St. Bernard puppy when you were a kid. All paws... And humping people's legs...

... Riiiiiighhhtttt..... LOL Hope you won't waste too much time waiting for that to happen...

From the Three Amigos: :icon_lmao: Ben has just earned a new nickname... :icon_lmao:

Jeez, you have big hands! Too bad the saying isn't true... :icon_shhh:

Just leave the money on the dresser as you leave and send in the next one...

Foreplay.

Ben, don't take the pill that day and I'm sure it'll be the best 28 seconds I ever have...

........... Rip up the check. :icon_rape:

Mike sold me the bike the seat went on. I don't like Corbins. I left it with him, hence he is selling it. I can tell you, the seat's in fine shape. It's just too stiff for me to sit on for hours. The stock one's not fabulous either (too soft -- I'm starting to feel like Goldilocks), I have to find what works for me. But if you want a Corbin, he's got a good one.

Shoot, ya caught me. I'm sure he's great in bed. Seems like the kinda guy who keeps his boots on for better traction... (Mike is gonna turn six shades of red when he reads this, isn't he?)

You're just a sick, twisted man, aren'tcha Ben? :icon_think: Poor Mike, he's a nice guy, sweet attitude, pretty good in bed, and here you go picking on him...

Hey thanks a lot! Yeah, can't wait to see how this bike behaves. I used to have a CBR 1000, and I've ridden Busas and R1's, just not this. Looking forward to spring. :icon_eyebrows:

Disinfect??! Oh man, I touched that thing...

Thanks... Pics in flannel PJs? I look like a little kid on Christmas morning with a new toy... Hey, thanks Mike, glad to have it and grateful you were the seller. Couldn't have been a more comfortable buy. It's not too far away if you wanna take it out for a spin... And trust me, I'm careful. I went down on the CBR 1000F in the rain and dislocated my knee and strained my neck. That was enough. This is like buying a Porche. You no longer need to drive fast, since everyone on the street already knows you are the fastest there...

Sold! To the girl in the flannel pajamas. Thanks for playing....

I'm going to pick up my bike, I'm going to pick up my bike... Thanks Mike, see ya shortly...

I didn't know what it was, so I just looked it up. :icon_doh: Unfortunately, can't. I'm in FL from the 15th to the 5th or I would definitely join you. Especially since I'm 40 minutes from the city. Too bad. Maybe next time. Thanks though.