OrganDonor Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 Mine aren't exactly on a schedule, or anything. They get replaced when they break (the plastic attachments or feet), the finish comes off, or we get a new toilet. Nothing is as lame as getting a NEW toilet and putting on an OLD seat! I'm not allowed to buy toilets seats. Many years ago my ex-wife allowed me to pick out a replacement seat. I came home with one of the public restroom type, that have the cutout in the front so guys don't have to raise it up to unleash the golden stream. FTW! Quote
JB4XX Posted June 2, 2008 Author Posted June 2, 2008 Good idea. Do you need a long barrel to get your aim right? Quote
OrganDonor Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 I just like the cold white porcelin against my weenie when I'm standing up taking a leak. Quote
kiwimack Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 I just like the cold white porcelin against my weenie when I'm standing up sitting down taking a leak. fixed it for ya. Quote
tvking Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 I'm a fan of the padded seats (I have a tender tushy) and after a couple years the cover tends to crack. Then they need replacing promptly, because they start to pinch. Quote
OrganDonor Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 I just like the cold white porcelin against my weenie when I'm standing up sitting down taking a leak. fixed it for ya. Not all men sit down to pee, Derek... must be a Kiwi thing. Quote
SLyFoXX Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 How often do you swap out a seat for a new one? Whenever Toxxic has visited! Quote
spicholy Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 When I replace mine, I am thinking of this model. bullet_toilet_seat.bmp Quote
Para045 Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 Usually only when I can't scrub of the shit stains from the splatter underneath Quote
Zuus Posted June 4, 2008 Posted June 4, 2008 Usually only when I can't scrub of the shit stains from the splatter underneath Most folks change them out when they move into a pre-owned house, then whenever the wife changes decor. I have done remodels on houses with 40 year old toilet seats. Quote
RXX Posted November 16, 2008 Posted November 16, 2008 I just got a new seat for the daughters' bathroom and they sell this new kind that doesn't "drop", rather, it has some sort of resistance unit on it so that either or both parts sllooowwwllllyyy lower by themselves. Pretty cool. BTW, I have a used toilet seat from my 2 teenage daughters' bathroom for sale. Bidding starts at $150.00 Quote
OMG Posted November 16, 2008 Posted November 16, 2008 One day Ma says to Pa - Fix the outhouse Pa says - nuthin wrong with the outhouse Ma says - yes there is now fix it Pa grumbles but goes out to looksee I don't see nuthun wrong says Paw Ya got to look inside says Ma Paw looks inside and hollers back Aint nuthin wrong in here Ma hollers back - ya got ta stick your head down the hole. Pa doesn't want to do that but at Ma's insistence he does. Purty soon Pa yells at Ma - Come here quick, I got my beard caught in a crack! Ma hollars back - See I told ya it needs fixed, hurts don't it. That's when Quote
LogoMan Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 I change the toilet seat when the paint starts peeling and sticking to my ass. Don't ask how long it took me to figure out there were paint chips stuck to my ass. Quote
2equis Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 Change 'em out ... hell no!! If the last dumbasses who lived here were too stoopid to take 'em with them I say... bonus!! Quote
Skull Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 BTW, I have a used toilet seat from my 2 teenage daughters' bathroom for sale. Bidding starts at $150.00 Uh, is it still available? Quote
RXX Posted January 25, 2009 Posted January 25, 2009 BTW, I have a used toilet seat from my 2 teenage daughters' bathroom for sale. Bidding starts at $150.00 Uh, is it still available? Naw, traded it on local CL for a bicycle seat form a girl scout camp, straight trade..... Quote
Elefant Posted December 9, 2009 Posted December 9, 2009 I suppose it'd be determined by how cheap the previous seat was AND how big an ass you and your SO own? Mostly hers....... Quote
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