Excess radiation being emitted even though we don't use the smart features on our new household appliances.
Samsung:
Dish washer
Clothes washer
Dryer
TV
...some random internet dude said he was getting the wifi bits physically removed.
Birds aren't real.
EMF meter
parable
noun [ C ]
US /ˈpær·ə·bəl/
a simple story told because it represents a basic moral truth or religious principle.
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Most men have their white whale.