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Golf outing fund raiser

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Deer Ounti;

 

I've been invited to golf in a local celebrity golf fund-raiser (scramble).

 

One of the rules is that contestants can purchase mulligans for fifty dollars. (Is there a standard for how many?)

 

I am NOT a golfer. There, I got that out of the way....

 

I had a thought about buying the Mulligsns and not using them.

 

My SO has a business and I would be - in a strange with a capital S way - a celebrity...  trophy husband.

 

Would one show up to conquer and lay waste to ones opponents, or make nice and drink and run up a high stroke count in defference to potential clients?

 

A - buy mulligams and use them.

B - save your money and golf HARD

C - Make an extra 50 donation and don't use the Mulligans

D - hookers.

 

SO says I'm missing the point.

 

...was that nurse wearing a ring?

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2 hours ago, XXitanium said:

make nice and drink

 

After conferring with Mike for over 3 hours on this particular subject.....he has asked me to enter in the following recommendation on his behalf as his scribe >>

 

ASAIKBZITE, this...but no need to throw the game.  Play as you would play.  Be the guy who can make nice, drink and just have fun.

 

It's the good player who want's people to know he's a good player that looks like the DICK.

 

 

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Dave obviously conferred with Mike on this, or just decided that rules don't apply to him.  Regardless, I concur.

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Oh, shit.  Didn't even notice it was in this Forum.  Apologies and will fix.

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3 hours ago, XXitanium said:

SO says I'm missing the point.

 

I am too.  Have no idea what it is.  You should try asking Zero what the point is.

 

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Buy a couple of mulligans and use them as bribes/gifts for people doing poorly whose business you want to attract.

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5 hours ago, Aunt Zero said:

Buy a couple of mulligans and use them as bribes/gifts for people doing poorly whose business you want to attract.

 

Golfers *might* not like that.  But it is a charity game - maybe they would. 

 

People I know - that would be be embarrassing. 

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It seems to me that this is all about fucking around and not about the game, no?  As in, nobody should take it seriously and anything goes?  No?

 

EDIT:  Asking for a friend, who may or may not have purchased exploding golf balls, whistling club attachments, and related items for a charity event.

 

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Golfers are *typically* pretty serious about their game no matter the situation. 

 

I hate golf. 

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So you're saying that I ca(COUGH)my friend can piss off the stodgy assholes while having fun with the normal humans?  Sounds like a win.

 

As to the original question; do you have to pre-buy these second chances or just choose them as needed then pay up later?

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8 hours ago, superhawk996 said:

Dave obviously conferred with Mike on this, or just decided that rules don't apply to him.  Regardless, I concur.

 

LOL

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1 hour ago, SwampNut said:

EDIT:  Asking for a friend, who may or may not have purchased exploding golf balls, whistling club attachments, and related items for a charity event.

 

 

Thank you so much for the inspiration.

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9 minutes ago, SwampNut said:

....do you have to pre-buy these second chances or just choose them as needed then pay up later?

 

My understanding, up front...  one easy price.

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Too much pressure.  How do you know how many times you will fuck up?  And whether you will fuck up more up front or later?  Can unused ones be used for like, beer, or to be allowed to hit someone with a club?

 

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23 hours ago, DBLXX said:

Golfers are *typically* pretty serious about their game no matter the situation. 

 

I hate golf. 

 

Yeah, be careful who you fuck with on the course.There may be side bets with real money on the line you won’t know about. 

Pat is the best golfer on the forum, AND a dick. Maybe you should get his insight.

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8 hours ago, RXX said:

Pat is the best golfer on the forum, AND a dick. Maybe you should get his insight.

 

...we should get him up here as a ringer?

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10 hours ago, XXitanium said:

 

...we should get him up here as a ringer?

He would do you proud on both counts.

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A dongle is a small piece of hardware that connects to another device to provide it with additional functionality.

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Oh, and I meant the golf cart, of course, nothing else.  It's a cool golf cart.

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