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  1. 1. How often do you swap out the seat to the throne?

    • 1 yr
      1
    • 2-3 yr
      0
    • 4-5yr
      4
    • D:Hookers
      7
    • 6-10 yr
      0
    • 11+ years
      0
    • Never!!!
      12


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Mine aren't exactly on a schedule, or anything. They get replaced when they break (the plastic attachments or feet), the finish comes off, or we get a new toilet. Nothing is as lame as getting a NEW toilet and putting on an OLD seat!

I'm not allowed to buy toilets seats. Many years ago my ex-wife allowed me to pick out a replacement seat. I came home with one of the public restroom type, that have the cutout in the front so guys don't have to raise it up to unleash the golden stream.

FTW!

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I just like the cold white porcelin against my weenie when I'm standing up sitting down taking a leak.

fixed it for ya.

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Usually only when I can't scrub of the shit stains from the splatter underneath :icon_eek:

Most folks change them out when they move into a pre-owned house, then whenever the wife changes decor. I have done remodels on houses with 40 year old toilet seats.

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I just got a new seat for the daughters' bathroom and they sell this new kind that doesn't "drop", rather, it has some sort of resistance unit on it so that either or both parts sllooowwwllllyyy lower by themselves. Pretty cool.

BTW, I have a used toilet seat from my 2 teenage daughters' bathroom for sale. Bidding starts at $150.00

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One day Ma says to Pa - Fix the outhouse

Pa says - nuthin wrong with the outhouse

Ma says - yes there is now fix it

Pa grumbles but goes out to looksee

I don't see nuthun wrong says Paw

Ya got to look inside says Ma

Paw looks inside and hollers back

Aint nuthin wrong in here

Ma hollers back - ya got ta stick your head down the hole.

Pa doesn't want to do that but at Ma's insistence he does.

Purty soon Pa yells at Ma - Come here quick, I got my beard caught in a crack!

Ma hollars back - See I told ya it needs fixed, hurts don't it.

That's when

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I change the toilet seat when the paint starts peeling and sticking to my ass.

Don't ask how long it took me to figure out there were paint chips stuck to my ass.

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BTW, I have a used toilet seat from my 2 teenage daughters' bathroom for sale. Bidding starts at $150.00

Uh, is it still available? :icon_biggrin:

Naw, traded it on local CL for a bicycle seat form a girl scout camp, straight trade.....

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