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You're just a sick, twisted man, aren'tcha Ben? :icon_think:

Poor Mike, he's a nice guy, sweet attitude, pretty good in bed, and here you go picking on him... :icon_wink:

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Shoot, ya caught me. I'm sure he's great in bed. Seems like the kinda guy who keeps his boots on for better traction...

(Mike is gonna turn six shades of red when he reads this, isn't he?)

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Corbin with silver piping. Used 2 seasons. May want to disinfect passenger section. $275.00 + shipping.

Stock turnsignal lenses...$50 + shipping for all four.

Pics can bee seen in my bike sale post.

yOU HAVE A PM MIKE...THANX

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Mike sold me the bike the seat went on. I don't like Corbins. I left it with him, hence he is selling it. I can tell you, the seat's in fine shape. It's just too stiff for me to sit on for hours. The stock one's not fabulous either (too soft -- I'm starting to feel like Goldilocks), I have to find what works for me. But if you want a Corbin, he's got a good one.

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Man..I cant start a thread without it ending with my sexual prowess.

I forgot to tell Jen that I accepted ALL forms of payment. :icon_evilgrin: . Maybe next time.

...........

Rip up the check. :icon_rape: :icon_whistle:

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Ben, don't take the pill that day and I'm sure it'll be the best 28 seconds I ever have... :icon_whistle:

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Corbin with silver piping. Used 2 seasons. May want to disinfect passenger section. $200.00 + shipping.

Stock turnsignal lenses...$25 + shipping for all four.

Pics can bee seen in my bike sale post.

I'll take the seat. Just tell me the link for the pictures to confirm it's in OK shape.....

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Just leave the money on the dresser as you leave and send in the next one... :icon_shakebutt:

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Foreplay. :icon_whistle:

From the Three Amigos:

Rosita: [El Guapo has kidnapped Carmen and taken her to his fortress] Carmen, tonight you are to be El Guapo's woman. I am going to give you some hints about lovemaking with El Guapo.

Carmen: I would rather die first!

Rosita: Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?

Carmen: [Carmen shakes her head, trembling slightly with fear] No...

Rosita: Good! Neither does El Guapo.

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Foreplay. :icon_whistle:

From the Three Amigos:

Rosita: [El Guapo has kidnapped Carmen and taken her to his fortress] Carmen, tonight you are to be El Guapo's woman. I am going to give you some hints about lovemaking with El Guapo.

Carmen: I would rather die first!

Rosita: Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?

Carmen: [Carmen shakes her head, trembling slightly with fear] No...

Rosita: Good! Neither does El Guapo.

:icon_lmao: Ben has just earned a new nickname... :icon_lmao:

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Forgot about that movie!

El Guapo: Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.

Jefe: So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?

El Guapo: Tonight, or I will kill her!

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Just leave the money on the dresser as you leave and send in the next one... :icon_shakebutt:

Ummm... actually, I meant you'd be paying ME.

Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.

El Guapo: Many pinatas?

Jefe: Oh yes, many!

El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

Jefe: A what?

El Guapo: A *plethora*.

Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.

El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?

Jefe: Why, El Guapo?

El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

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... Riiiiiighhhtttt.....

LOL

Hope you won't waste too much time waiting for that to happen...

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