tomek

“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life, so you bought some sweatpants.”

 "The worst is ugly short men. Women can be short, but for men it is impossible. It is something that they will not forgive in life - to be born short. I have never been friends with a short man in my life. Don't trust them; they are mean, and they want to kill you."