In between performing rocket surgery and brokering peace in the middle East, Zero answers questions based on his expertise. This is currently thought to be limited to the known universe and the current space-time continuum, but that's only AFAIKBZITE. All posts must begin with, "Dear Zero."
Anyone other than Zero who dares answer a question posed here must preface it with AFAIKBZITE, so nobody gets the idea that it is a Zero-endorsed answer or that it could possibly even be correct. Posts asking further clarifying questions are not required to use the disclaimer.